July 28, 2014
Word Count: 6,073
Summary: What if that blind item were real? (Um, stick around for a while though. Everything might not be exactly as it first seems. ;)
Warnings: Intercrural sex, rimming, many (many) f-bombs, PWP, RPF.
Author’s Note: HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING LINDSEY controlofwhatido!! I’m sorry this is so late, and thank you for putting up with me and helping me through so much this year. My life wouldn’t be the same without you and I’m so lucky you’re in it. <3 (I wasn’t sure where to go after writing you such a specific kink last year, so I thought, hey, how about one of your favorite pairings with one of your all-time favorite kinks, neither of which I’ve written before? I hope you enjoy!) THANK YOU to Mandy alittledizzy for the quick read-through. Title from “What If” by Five For Fighting (which I’ve never actually heard oops).